Could You Care Less, Really?

A good friend of mine is wont to exclaim, "I could care less what she thinks."

And that's fine, but by saying that he "could care less," he actually is saying sure, he could care less if he wanted to, but he doesn't want to. Right now he just wants to care a little.


I think what he really means, though, is that it's just not possible for him to care less than he does now. So he should say, "I couldn't care less what she thinks."

That's far more accurate, don't you think?

Less vs. Fewer

This one really sticks in my craw. I blame an old Miller Lite commercial. "It has less calories than their reg-ler beer," I remember John Madden saying in that infamous ad. That's just plain wrong. It might have FEWER calories than their regular beer (don't get me started on his mashing of "regular"), but it doesn't have LESS.

Here's the deal. If you can count something—1, 2, 3, 4…—use fewer. If you can't, use less.

Examples:

1. It has fewer calories than their regular beer. (Fewer, because you can count the calories.)


2. There is less beer in this glass than this one. (Less, because you can't count "beer.")


3. The patient received fewer analgesics today than yesterday. (Fewer, because you can count the number of analgesics.)


4. The patient has less pain today than yesterday. (Less, because you can't count "pain.")

As with everything, it seems, there are exceptions, but they're easy ones. Generally speaking, use less when talking about time or money.

Examples:

1. I've got less than 4 hours left to work! (Less, because we're talking about a time period, not about four individual hours.)


2. You've got less money than me. Don't even THINK about borrowing anything. (Less, because we're talking about the total amount of money, not the specific number of bills and coins.)

Hope that helps.